i, unfortunately, didn't get to make the rules when i made a deal with the devil
so the cliches aren't my thing, much as everyone likes to blame me for them
did you know that vampires generally bit the chest until bram stoker wrote his novel and switched it to the neck, and the change picked up and gained popularity
even that cliche isn't my fault
he thought the neck was 'less erotic' than the chest
i'm trying to remember the last time i drank from a vegetarian
i'm not sure, most of my feeding in recent years has been from my fellow vampires, which isn't a good gauge, and prior to that not many people were vegetarians at all
i mean i could do market research and get back to you on that
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[ not gonna elaborate on that though, nope ]
virgins though?
isn’t that a little cliche?
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so the cliches aren't my thing, much as everyone likes to blame me for them
did you know that vampires generally bit the chest until bram stoker wrote his novel and switched it to the neck, and the change picked up and gained popularity
even that cliche isn't my fault
he thought the neck was 'less erotic' than the chest
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seriously?
so now all of you have to bite necks?
that’s pretty messed up but anyway
so do they taste better? virgins, I mean, not necks
i’m getting at something, I promise
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oh
well yes they do
non-virgins don't taste BAD but virgin blood does taste the best
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neck
same thing to me
so i have this theory that someone who doesn’t eat meat
would taste better than someone who does
please tell me I’m right
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i'm not sure, most of my feeding in recent years has been from my fellow vampires, which isn't a good gauge, and prior to that not many people were vegetarians at all
i mean i could do market research and get back to you on that
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you’d really do that for me?
also wait
vampires can eat other vampires?
doesn’t the blood get cold or something?
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now i'm interested too
yeah, i can eat ghouls too, but those are gross and i'd rather not eat at all
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ghouls?
like ghosts?
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no they're more like zombies
it's what happens when someone that isn't a virgin is killed by a vampire
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like really ugly?