[ WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he just kind of sits there staring at his device for a moment before he replies, sounding absolutely dumbfounded. ]
Are you under the impression that I'm only physically attracted to women? That's--patently untrue. I don't really have a preference, between men and women.
What? No! I'm not that ignorant- no, I'm just so incredibly far off your usual type that I don't see how I could possibly be considered part of that category.
[There's been a ton of wives, okay. A little confusion is understandable.]
Mm. I see. Back in the day it was more proper, I suppose, but as time went on I expanded my horizons, so to speak. Anyway, the most attractive qualities to me are strength of will and strong character, but I have to admit--
--I like to be handled roughly. Someone the same size as me, or larger, becomes rather appealing in that context.
[ he huffs out a breath that's almost a laugh: he's still annoyed at rip, really, for compromising things for him, but things could be worse, he supposes. ]
As you wish.
[ then: ]
Well, you certainly could stab me. You just don't want to.
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[ he's kind of joking, kind of serious. still: ur definitely on his hot list, dude. ]
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[..........Anderson please, he already told you this. Rip also told you. Why are you like this.
Are you sure you want to be attracted to this man Alucard. Consider your life choices.]
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Yes. Why wouldn't I? It's not as though you're an unattractive man.
[ brightly: ]
You're my type.
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Last I checked, I lack the assets history suggests you favour.
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Are you under the impression that I'm only physically attracted to women? That's--patently untrue. I don't really have a preference, between men and women.
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[There's been a ton of wives, okay. A little confusion is understandable.]
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--I like to be handled roughly. Someone the same size as me, or larger, becomes rather appealing in that context.
[ a beat passes, and then, almost reluctantly: ]
The blond doesn't hurt, either.
[ he has a thing for blondes, okay... ]
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Right, well. I think we ought to conclude this topic here. I already know more than I ever wished to.
The worst part is that I can't even stab you for any of this.
[Which won't stop him from stabbing Alucard anyway, but still. It's not much of a deterrent if Alucard enjoys it.]
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As you wish.
[ then: ]
Well, you certainly could stab me. You just don't want to.
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I've kept it to myself this long, the circumstance hasn't changed except for you knowing.