[Hm. Okay. Going to have to dedicate some thought to the fact he turned into some horrible vine monster later.]

Nice of you to be so tactful about describing that to me. I've had an unpleasant evening- [Self-inflicted, but anyway.] and I don't need you being an ass.

[The threat gives him pause.]

I don't even store it there! Where it is, you won't be able to reach it. The ability to retrieve things from inside this cassock is directly linked to me, and while LIEs is able to reach things in it, inexplicably, you're most certainly not going to be able to. Just leave it, Alucard. There won't be a repeat performance of this.