[Alfred won't judge Alucard on his lack of tables. But mostly because now that he's seen his friend is lacking, the vampire will have a visit from a furniture delivery man later on with a new table.

He just smiles slightly and shakes his head. He tries very hard not to look at Alucard's fangs and wonder. No means no.] I swear one of you was born in a barn. I'm going to have to get you a Get Along Shirt, ain't I? [He doesn't mean it. Alucard is basically his best friend here. He's happy for the man, that he has someone like Anderson to give his life focus again.] Don't worry none about the shopping. You'll have a new dining room set by tomorrow.

I'm thinking a nice sturdy wood might stand up to you two and your horseplay a bit better. You like mahogany or oak better? I'll pop by the furniture place on me way to Fangstacy. [He tries to make it sound normal. Like he's stopping by the pub and not a den of vampries looking for answers and maybe a vampire willing to give him his first bite.]