[ hilariously, there's some furniture missing from the apartment: tables. for whatever reason, there are no tables. which is for an absolutely stupid reason. but, that said, alucard is helpfully coming back from work just now, and slips into the apartment after alfred.

he's not surprised to see the other man, but does cant his head a little and smile at him. ]

Alfred. [ a beat passes: if he'd heard his comment with his vampire hearing, he doesn't let on. ] --Before you ask, I know the tables are gone. They broke during ill-advised arm wrestling matches.

[ with anderson, obviously. ]

I just haven't gone shopping yet.